Nothing's Ever Promised Tomorrow Today

#53- Jam of the Day- October 02-2010.



So after a subpar Friday, today was one hell of a Saturday. So at 3, I went to the mosque for twenty minutes of which I only set up for 5 minutes. Then after Osama, Awais, Komail, Shahzaib, and I all went to Wendy's where I dominated 10 piece spicy nugget. After, we met the brown crew to play football and soccer. Yes I know Guan, Chris, Hadi, and Ken were there, but they know that we know that everyone knows that they are brown. So after playing for about 2 and a half hours we were all starving. So after 15 minutes of deciding where to go, we all told Ken to go to Subway, then we went to Turoni's. Don't worry Ken eventually made it to Turoni's as well. We get to Turoni's with our 17 member club full of brown people. The people at Turoni weren't too happy because the place began to smell like curry. The lady tells us it'll be a 5 minutes wait. 36 minutes later we get seated. But in those 36 minutes transpired some pretty funny stuff.

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Also, Guan kept making this face at anyone who worked there. Pretty funny stuff.

Also, Guan kept on yelling outloud that we should go to Cici's, a different pizza place, just to take a big dump on Turoni's lol.

Then Guan got very angry and cursed the guy working at the desk out, I felt kinda bad but it was just realllly funny. Then that guy gave us our table 2 minutes later. It was sooooooooooooooooo awkward. Then we were like dude Guan is gonna explode, what should we do?! So Aeknoor decided that we should tell them it was Guan's birthday so they would put a candle in his pizza. Of course Guan's pizza comes out last with a candle and everything. Then we all sang him happy birthday lol. At a table behind us, Aeknoor's, and Gaurav's parents were sitting. They sang along with us, pretty cute stuff actually. So I guess they thought it was Guan's birthday... when it wasn't. So I guess... this prompted to pay the bill for all 17 of us, which was probably around 250. We were all shocked and felt pretty bad, but it was extremely nice of them. When we all went up to thank them, Gaurav's dad shook Guan's hand and wished him a happy birthday haha that made me feel bad. It's okay though, i'll be hooking Gaurav and Aeknoor up for like the next year! Katy also showed up near the end of the whole thing and then some of us decided to go to Osama's house.

Chris and Awais, Osama's little brother, played Halo alone in a dark room with door closed for 45 minutes. No one really knows what was going on in there, but we did hear a lot of loud noise...

The rest of us sat on Osama's bed and talked about brown and Chinese accents, our favorite comedians, how i'm not racist but the fact that I just hate everything equally, and how all brown people look like poop and we have yet to come up for a comeback against that diss... there is no such comeback, that's an automatic shutdown. Give us any math/science problem and we can solve it, but when it comes to poop we are just stuck like constipation.


it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.
-Batman


-Romaze