I got 99 Problems, but Mr. Reek ain't one

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So for the last 2-3 biology classes, I've been writing down all of the funny things Mr. Reek says. I'm gonna write them all on here. Enjoy.



Mr. Reek was asking someone what innate meant and he goes,"innate is reffering to a kid named Nate and things in him get it in Nate hah!"

Mr. Reek talking about things everyone is born with,"everyone is born with skin, and if you weren't your mother wouldn't love you. That would just be creepy."

Mr. Reek asked Catherine why Macrophages eat so much because she always eats in class and then he just started laughing, and you know the laugh i'm talking about. He did his trademark Reek snicker. So imagine Mr. Reek asking Catherine about why macrophages eat so much and insert the Reek snicker. You know what, just insert the Reek snicker randomly in every quote. You know he does it everytime he makes a joke... you know.

Mr. Reek made up his own song during class,"I was sitting in the lymph node watching all the lymphs go (insert Reek snicker)." Look at that flow, wow he is just awesome at everything.

Mr. Reek asked me if there was anything I could be immune to what it would be. I told him Aids and he goes,"why Romaze, you trying to get busy"? Okay fine, he didn't say that, but YOU and I both know that this was exactly what he was thinking of cause he paused for a second and (insert Reek snicker) so you know this was definitely what he was thinking of.

Mr. Reek asked Cassie a question and she answered it pretty quick and he through out his trademark line,"Well Cassie, how did you know that"? Then Cassie goes,"I read the book!" Mr. Reek proceeded to fake a heart attack. However, me and Lawson decided that he had a real heart attack but since Mr. Reek is an alien/superhuman he was able to overcome it in 6 seconds.

Mr. Reek said his wallet was an infection so he brings it out tells Catherine the macrophage to take it from him. (You think she was the macrophage on accident? NO way, Mr. Reek knew exaccctly what he was doing lol). Then, Catherine shot Mr. Reek and took his wallet... He didn't seem to mind cause he said he would've died anyway.

Mr. Reek was talking about T-cells fitting with receptors and he said the most hood/real line ever. This line had so much swag it left me and Lawson breathless. Mr. Reek goes,"If the T-cell don't fit, it don't mess." Yes this is a direct quote. YOu might wanna take a break after reading this one if you're left breathless as I was, I completely understand.

Mr. Reek was talking about the population increasing like none other and he said," It loosk like a women is having a baby every .2 seconds... we've gotta find that woman now and stop her!" LOL I died

Mr. Reek was talking about sharing dirty needles and getting cholera and how you can die from it really quick in places without treatment because you get severe diaharrea and dehydrate to death. He said," Oops I got cholera, two days later, oops i'm dead. (insert Reek snicker)." LOL the delivery was amazing on this one. After the snicker however he said well we shouldn't be laughing at this's actually pretty sad. Lol.

On our test he asked us to give an example of a disaccharide and he says," and no, Bob the disaccharide does not count (insert Reek snicker)." LOL so random I died.

Finally, Mr. Reek asks us about what we use lipids for and he said,"making french fries does not count." LOLOL


Also on a sidenote, the bio assessment statements for the next test are called defence against infectious disease. Lawson crossed infectious disease and wrote dark arts so it read defense against the dark arts. Then, he put it was taught by Severus Reek. LOL I died.

I hope everyone has a great Halloween!

"If the shoe fits, wear it."
Eric "Severus" Reek

-Romaze