The Daily Show with Romaze Akram

So Guan already posted the jam of the day but I thought I'd give a shoutout to Dustin and Lady Gaga. Of course I love all of her songs that make it on the radio, but besides those, this one is my favorittte! Also, I have never met anyone that could match my love for a celebrity (Me and LeBron) as Dustin can, (Dustin and Lady Gaga) I have to give you a lot of recognition for that!

Today has been pretty normal, woke up and did my math homework. Posted fliers for math club sideways everywhere. Also posted some blank pieces of paper as fliers, so if you see those it was me and Guan. But if a teacher asks you, it was Guan's idea... After we had English, and nothing to special there. We did discuss Sarah Joest's apparent conversion to Islam which apparently isn't true since she deleted my facebook wall post about it. But don't worry, I posted again just in case she accidentally deleted it... Chemistry we did a lab and that was it. Then in Euro we had the most boring presentation known to man. The most interesting part was when he would say China, Guan would immediately wake up, look at me, and in a brown accent say,"China!" then proceed to go back to sleep. This happened about 19.92 times.

Speaking of 19.92, we made 19.92 dollars today. Thanks to everyone so much for firstly for caring enough to read our blog and then going beyond that to click ads. We are gonna buy recording stuff with this money and if we ever make it big, everyone is getting lamborghini's, promise.

I would like to give a shoutout to some of the people who I would like to say are our fans of the day

-Dustin Waldroup- We weren't sure if anyone besides us ever listened to the jam of the day, but even if we knew that one person listened to them, then we would post one everyday. That person is Dustin for sure! Thanks Dustin for reading the blog and listening to the jam of the day. You're awesome!

-Tyler Thread- He decided to make a blog just for the sole purpose of following us. If that isn't real I just don't know what is. This Mr. Reek level. I'm pretty sure Mr. Reek has a secret blog just to follow us. Tyler likes to use the bathroom at 2:26 everyday. Tyler is one of the main supporters, we love you man.

-Lawson Roth- He also made a blog just so he could follow us. Once again, if this isn't as real as it gets, I don't know what is. Lawson likes to knit snuggies for squirrels.

-Harris Mufti- Harris was our final, hey lemme make a blog just to follow your blog candidate. Once again, I applaude you sir, without you we are nothing. Harris like to bed time stories to his stuffed animals after they dress up in their respective pajamas and have a tickle party and paint each other's toenails and share feelings.

-Catherine Labelle- She has been reading our blog since day 1! starting 6 days ago! Catherine likes making up excuses for being late. Her best one was being thirty minutes late because she 100% almost most definitely nearly did not hit a ferret on the road. I know and you know that she knew that everyone playing soccer knew she was just running late.

-Melissa Calero- Melissa was on the blog today, and I don't know if it was for the first time but she was an ad clicking machine! Thanks Melissa you are the VIP of the party. Melissa likes to play with her power ranger dolls, i'm sorry I mean action figures, when no one is looking.


-Mina Mufti- She is a smurf bubble who can drive faster in an SUV than anyone i've ever witnessed. Thanks for reading the blog and listening to the jam of the day! You rock dawgz!

I know there are a milllllion more I didn't mention, okay sorry more like 3-4 probably but i'll give a shoutout a day. Have a great day guys cause you made my day great.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given then to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."
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-Romaze