For Those Special Moments in Life

Have you ever just taken the biggest dump of your lifetime and turn to the right and realize the toilet paper is out? Well, this is the perfect song for that moment. Have you ever poured cereal in the bowl and went to get the milk, but you were completely out? This is the song that would play when you look back at the bowl of cereal. Have you ever thought you lost your phone, but it was actually just in hands the whole time? Well this song should play when you realize all is well. Have you ever walked into school 3.96 seconds before Mrs. Pate read the announcements? This song should play when you walk inside and look up the entrance stairs. Have you ever fallen off a plane, and found that parachute that you left in your pocket from three weeks ago? When you find the parachute, this song should play. Awesome pump up song. I always listen to it before basketball.

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I've been working on some major projects for the blog that are nearing completion so be on the lookout for those in the near future. Cheers

"A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into."
-Ansel Adams

-Romaze

Long Day, Longer Night

Taylor Swift is the last artist since Lil' Wayne to sell a million albums in a week, and she actually outsold him as well. That is quite an achievement, and I can say that I contributed to those one million albums:)
This one is my favorites from an album full of great songs. Enjoy it

I woke up this morning, went to school, and it actually went by really quickly today. After school, I had speech and that also went by quick but Huy and I are making a lot of progress on the Transformers duo, and I am really excited for the upcoming season in speech. Then was the PTSA which I think deserves another paragraph, so at this point in time, I will start another paragraph.

Soooo, at first I was a little annoyed that I had to go to the PTSA meeting because I had been at school allllll day and I just wanted to go home and eat toaster strudels and drink chocolate milk. However, I quickly changed my mood when I heard that free pie was being given away the meeting. This made me pretty happy. Also, Bailey was there and I absolutely love that kid. He's gonna go far in life. James was there too, and I pretty much hate him so that put a dent in my mood. Just kidding, I don't know what I would do without James, he is awesomeeee! But yeah they were there and so were Greta and Katie. We sat through this hour and twenty minute meeting that had a lot of numbers in it. I wanted to go to sleep. However, as the meeting progressed I learned more and more about the place the we attend everyday. There are some people that love Signature school so much that they come to these long meetings after work that they don't get paid for and try and come up with ways to fix our school. They wanted to fix the commons and make it into something amazing. They wanted to do so much and it made me feel so bad to hear that we didn't have enough money to do anything. These people came up with really good ideas for making money and after hearing how much these people who didn't even go to our school cared about our school so much it made me want to try and contribute more to the place. At the end, Mrs. Fox said she wondered why the number seven school in the U.S. received 40% less money from the government per each student than any other school. This really resonated for me and I just wanted to do anything to help the school. We go there everyday and our friend's are gonna be going there after us, so let's try and make it as amazing as possible. There are soooo many little things you can do that can go a long way monetarily for the school, and you don't even have to spend extra money or donate or anything. If you wanna help in anyway please talk to me and i'll direct you towards some really easy ways in which you can help the school out tremendously. This meeting really opened my eyes and I recommend everyone try and attend the next one, it is an amazing experience.

Due to popular demand, I'm working on Mr. Reek expose part 2. Also, the more and more I think about it, almost every teacher we have is hilarious and crazy. Mrs. Hughes, Gregg, Gogel, Mr. Thread, Mrs. Hitchock, they all say hilarious stuff allll of the time. I'm gonna do a blog on each one of them and the funny things they say so be on the lookout for those.

Have a good one, and remember you only get each day once so enjoy it as much as you can.


“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”
-Martin Luther King Jr.


-Romaze

Just Another Tuesday

Awesome song by One Republic. They continue to impress me. There are only a few bands I consistently count on to put out amazing tracks and One Republic sure is on of them. Enjoy this one, the beat is sooooo amazing.

Election night tonight. I don't know what I want. My dad says him and all of his doctor friends got screwed by the Health Care Reform and that the Hospitals are just benefitting and the Docs are getting owned. I don't know what I want from this night, but whatever we do end up gettng, I hope it fixes the problems we have.

Finally had a test rotation where I don't think I got destroyed, but who knows, I still haven't gotten my physics or chemistry tests back. ToK presentations were brilliant today as expected. I missed a bit of Rachel's group's presentation, however I heard they did amazingly. Chris and D.J. made it pretty interactive so it was good, pretty funny as well. Mina, Catherine, and Angela gave a shoutout to my facebook addiction/stalker problems and their project went splendidly even though there powerpoint had a technical problem. I was very impressed on how they were able to pull it together even with the powerpoint going offline. If that happened to my group I would probably stand in the corner and start crying and I just wouldn't be able to stop crying. So I applaud you guys for not crying during the mishap and finishing your presentation well.

So I heard some of you liked Painnnnting. Check this out



Yeah that's right I know you guys making fun of me behind my back, but know this much, I can do any accent in this world and I will get you back. Ask Catherine the Canadian or Guan from China or Evan Brizius from Scandanavia, they will let you know what happens... they'll let you know.


Russel Peters is my second favorite comedian, he is absolutely hilarious. My first, however, is Chris Rock. Oh man everyhing this guy says is hilarious. These are vulgar I warn you, so if you aren't into cursing, I wouldn't watch these.





And here is one about elections since it is election day!



"A black C student can't even be the manager at McDonald's, but a white C student just happens to be the President of the United States of America."
-Chris Rock (In reference to George Bush)

-Romaze

I got 99 Problems, but Mr. Reek ain't one

Another awesome song from Chris Brown. This is exactly what he needs to do. He needst okeep releasing his pop songs and he'll be back to the level of popularity he was at before the Rihanna incident. The music video is awesome. He kills it on the dancing like usual. Enjoy


So for the last 2-3 biology classes, I've been writing down all of the funny things Mr. Reek says. I'm gonna write them all on here. Enjoy.



Mr. Reek was asking someone what innate meant and he goes,"innate is reffering to a kid named Nate and things in him get it in Nate hah!"

Mr. Reek talking about things everyone is born with,"everyone is born with skin, and if you weren't your mother wouldn't love you. That would just be creepy."

Mr. Reek asked Catherine why Macrophages eat so much because she always eats in class and then he just started laughing, and you know the laugh i'm talking about. He did his trademark Reek snicker. So imagine Mr. Reek asking Catherine about why macrophages eat so much and insert the Reek snicker. You know what, just insert the Reek snicker randomly in every quote. You know he does it everytime he makes a joke... you know.

Mr. Reek made up his own song during class,"I was sitting in the lymph node watching all the lymphs go (insert Reek snicker)." Look at that flow, wow he is just awesome at everything.

Mr. Reek asked me if there was anything I could be immune to what it would be. I told him Aids and he goes,"why Romaze, you trying to get busy"? Okay fine, he didn't say that, but YOU and I both know that this was exactly what he was thinking of cause he paused for a second and (insert Reek snicker) so you know this was definitely what he was thinking of.

Mr. Reek asked Cassie a question and she answered it pretty quick and he through out his trademark line,"Well Cassie, how did you know that"? Then Cassie goes,"I read the book!" Mr. Reek proceeded to fake a heart attack. However, me and Lawson decided that he had a real heart attack but since Mr. Reek is an alien/superhuman he was able to overcome it in 6 seconds.

Mr. Reek said his wallet was an infection so he brings it out tells Catherine the macrophage to take it from him. (You think she was the macrophage on accident? NO way, Mr. Reek knew exaccctly what he was doing lol). Then, Catherine shot Mr. Reek and took his wallet... He didn't seem to mind cause he said he would've died anyway.

Mr. Reek was talking about T-cells fitting with receptors and he said the most hood/real line ever. This line had so much swag it left me and Lawson breathless. Mr. Reek goes,"If the T-cell don't fit, it don't mess." Yes this is a direct quote. YOu might wanna take a break after reading this one if you're left breathless as I was, I completely understand.

Mr. Reek was talking about the population increasing like none other and he said," It loosk like a women is having a baby every .2 seconds... we've gotta find that woman now and stop her!" LOL I died

Mr. Reek was talking about sharing dirty needles and getting cholera and how you can die from it really quick in places without treatment because you get severe diaharrea and dehydrate to death. He said," Oops I got cholera, two days later, oops i'm dead. (insert Reek snicker)." LOL the delivery was amazing on this one. After the snicker however he said well we shouldn't be laughing at this's actually pretty sad. Lol.

On our test he asked us to give an example of a disaccharide and he says," and no, Bob the disaccharide does not count (insert Reek snicker)." LOL so random I died.

Finally, Mr. Reek asks us about what we use lipids for and he said,"making french fries does not count." LOLOL


Also on a sidenote, the bio assessment statements for the next test are called defence against infectious disease. Lawson crossed infectious disease and wrote dark arts so it read defense against the dark arts. Then, he put it was taught by Severus Reek. LOL I died.

I hope everyone has a great Halloween!

"If the shoe fits, wear it."
Eric "Severus" Reek

-Romaze

Slower Start than Expected

Kanye has made a 30 minute movie that features several songs off of his album and has a storyline following certain characters. Kanye is always pushing the envelop, but this is just unbelievable. This is gonna been video of the year at every music award show in the upcoming year. Lady Gaga can't even touch this and that's saying something. It's a little confusing to follow, but check it out and let me know what you think.

TOK presentation happened today. The group did fairly well! I have 5 weeks until mine, so it's on the back-burner as of now. Physics test wasn't too bad, hopefully I did well! Nothing too much happened in Spanish and same for in Biology. However, Mr. Reek was killing it again like usual. I have been writing down funny things Mr. Reek says and i'll be doing an expose on him in the next blog post tomorrow so be on the lookout for that if you are a Mr.Reek fan, and I know all of you are... don't deny it.

Had speech today and just worked on my duo with Huy. We are doing transformers, and it's coming along pretty well. Then I came home and chilled. I thought the NBA season was suppose to start on Thursday but it actually started today. However, that wasn't the only surprise I got when I got home! Mina told me that there was no chem test tomorrow and it was moved to Friday:)! I was so happy because not only did I not have to study but I could peacefully watch the entire game. Okay, the Heat lost, but LeBron killed it sans the turnovers. D wade and Bosh had the worst game they've had in a while and the Heat still only lost by 8. If they even play average then they would've beat one of the best teams in the league. So in-turn, once The Heat develop chemistry, they will dominate. Mina says," Anyone who thinks it's not LeBron's team is an idiot and that he's gonna win a championship and that LeBron is gonna average a triple double." She's the most reliable source I have so that pretty much shows how that The Heat are gonna dominate this season.

Okay I forgot about this, but today after Spanish Chris goes," Hey, how do you say for you in Spanish"? and I said," para ti." Then he goes,"Okay say that in a slow, questioning tone." I said it, and i ended up saying pahrti in a brown accent. LOL! I don't what kind of monster i've created at school but everyone is brown now. It's actually really funny. Speaking of brown, check this video out. You will die.




"The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work."
-Michael Jackson (This is why I watch LeBron everyday.)


-Romaze

Like Air, I Will Rise

The latest Kanye video. This is just a segment of a whole movie he made for his most recent album "Dark Twisted Fantasy" (Sorry don't know how to italicize or underline). The idea is pretty abstract but I think it's really interesting. The song is good too; the beat is amazing. Kanye is always pushing the bar. A whole movie for his album! That's pretty amazing if I don't say so myself. Kanye is a machine. Let me know what you think.

Every time I post it always has one part about me studying for a test for the next day. Just guesssss what I'm taking a break from right now? If you guessed watching the Giants and Cowboys game then you would be correct! However, I was studying for physics. I gotta few problems left to finish and hopefully i'll be ready! Wish me luck por favor:)

Nothing happened in math like usual. Ms. Gregg did a stealthy slay on us in English today. She was asking about our days and then without changing tones she just says that our essays suck and that we all failed the major grade and it should be a slap in the face. She is so rightm it's gonna be a slap from my parents when they see i'm failing English hah. Nothing happened in Chemistry. Euro was just crazy today.. We had a 10 minute debate on the difference between the words malice and manipulative... So random. Well atleast that was 10 minutes of not having to pay attention. Also, Ms. Gogel caught me texting on my phone but I had the greatest save in humanity. We were talking about tribes 5 minutes before and I told her I wasn't texting. I told her I was just looking up what tribe I was from. She had never been happier in her life. I mean I kinda was doing that and then texting on the side... Yeah that's exactly what I was doing... Yeah...

Other than that, nothing much has happened today. Like I predicted in a previous post, due to my really chill week last week, I was gonna be bombarded with tests this week. Did I previously mention i was psychic? Trick question.. If I can read the future, then the past is just cake. But yeah, test in like every class this week. Oh joy! I guess this will just make the weekend that much better.

Saw the dopest commercial ever. It's an advertisement for LeBron's new shoe. However, it also addresses all the hatred he is getting for leaving Cleveland. It also throws jabs at Michael Jordan and Charles Barkely. You may not understand some of it if you're not a basketball fan. However, it's inspirational nonetheless.




"Shoot me with your words and cut me with your eyes, but still like air, I will rise."
-LeBron James


-Romaze

If one was to Rearrange the Letters in "Boss," he or she could Spell "Romaze"

I can't stop listening to this. This is the type of song Chris Brown should be making. This is the type of stuff that's gonna sell. What's not gonna sell is what he's doing now, tryin' to be a rapper.... This song is sooo good though. I bet most of you will be hooked on it.

We had school off today, and I needed it. I have several huge tests coming up, and I really needed to take a break on Friday so I could go hard on Saturday and Sunday. ACT tomorrow, wish me luck and I wish luck to everyone who's taking it. I know you all are gonna kill it. Just another typical day. Same bed, different blanket. Woke up and chilled, then played basketball with Tyler, Daniel, Chris, Hadi, and Kareem. We hit up McDonald's and my quest for eating healthy ended after a staggering one day! Then I played tennis with my brother.

While we were at McDonald's, CNN was palying on the TV. I was telling everyone how I couldn't stand the news anymore because of how biased everyone was. However, I can't get enough of Stephen Colbert. He makes it seem like he is a staunch republican, however, whenever anyone from any either politcal party comes to his talkshow, he makes them look like idiots. A few days back, I was watching President Obama's head of ecomonic advising on the Colbert Report and he got slayed raw. Colbert made him look like a Kobe bryant fan trying to explain how Kobe is better than Lebron, or in other words an idiot. (Yeah that's right, I went there.) Then the next day, Colbert has one of the founders o the tea party movement on his show. I expect him to kiss his ass because he seems like he likes republicans. However, Colbert proceeded to make this guy look like someone who was trying to say that don's dry cleaning was better than Clayton's dry cleaning, or in other words an idiot. (Yeah that's right, I went there). Okay fine, I know they're both owned by the same person, bu so are Sam's club and Walmart, but we know which one is better...Target. Point being, I appreciate Colbert because whatever his political affiliation is, he suceeds in doing what all reporters should do... Make politicians look like dumbasses. Okay done ranting. Sorry, I really had to get that off my chest. I just couldn't it in any longer.

Well I better sleep, and by sleep I mean watch ESPN for another hour. My sister's friend has a really deep voice.

Night

"If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke."
—Stephen Colbert

-Romaze

Jay-z is a Swaggasorous Rex

This is by far the sickest remix i've ever heard of a song. Jay-z has so much damn swag it's unreal.

Another day passes. This is three straight days without homework. I'm happy now, but I know this means in about a week or two everything is gonna pile on from every class and then I will be slayed because we didn't have homework for a couple of days. Happens all day everyday.

Mrs. Gogel talked about sex in Euro in relation to Fantasia 2000, and Cheema was talking about how Fantasia 2000 was "saucy." You just had to be there... trusssst me. It seems like nothing else really happened at school... kinda a chill day.

After multiple lectures to eat healthier, I think Mr. Thread has convinced me to cut out my junk food addiction. The hardest thing to give up is gonna be McChicken's, I mean $1.07 for a sandwich I would pay upwards of $28 for! I'll get over it though. I wanna be playing every sport that I play for the next 3049 years, otherwise life will get really boring, really fast. So if you see me go into the yearbook room again to get loot then slap me upside the head, or loot my wallet, or say in a chinese accent," Hey do the listen to me! Don't eat that bat food." I think that would be most effective.

Go to Yoga tomorrow, it'll make Melissa Calero reallly happy! Plus you'll be really happy afterwards because your body will feel great! Trust me, i go everyday... even to this day I go. Plus, LeBron does Yoga, and I know all of you wanna be like LeBron (okay fine I wanna be like LeBron) but that should give everyone extra motivation to come!


"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man."
-Jay-z

-Romaze

From Blog to Twenty-Three Billion

That's a video of me doing a freestyle dance to the song "Deuces" by Chris Brown. Check it out!

I watched the Facebook movie a couple of days ago and it was awesome! I highly recommend for everyone to go and watch. Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook, went from a personal blog to now owning the second most popular website in the world. You, I, and everyone else knows how popular it is too. Seeing as we can't ever get off of it, and that we are constantly checking it. I predict that if it weren't for Facebook, I would have straight A's, I would've made it to the NBA, and I would have circumnavigated the world, due to all of the extra time I would have.

Guan left for China today after third period. I pretty much have every class with him, and I constantly talk to him in every class. I feel like the next two weeks of school are gonna be realllllly boring. I hope you have an amazing time in China, Guan. When you come to America, you will have superpower lungs. In China, there is so much pollution that the oxygen content is actually only like 10% of the air. So Guan's lungs will get used to breathing 10% oxygen, and when he comes back to America with 21% oxygen he will be a superhuman. He will proceed to destroy Mr. Thread in a race.

Today in physics, Mr. Thread said that he was chased by kids in a car and he nearly outcycled them on his bike, while simultaneously dodging 15 beer bottles they threw at his head at 5 AM in the morning. One of the guys swung a baseball bat at him, and he saved himself by crashing his bike and pinching two nerves. However, this crash caused him to dodge the baseball bat. Afterwards, he said that he went to New Orleans where a business man was buying him a 70 dollar meal in order to persuade Mr. Thread to sign with his Paiiiiiiiiint (brown accent) company. Mr. Thread said that a guy came out of the ally and told everyone to give him money. One guy said," F you" and Mr. Thread said the guy pulled out a gun and shot him in the head. He then said that you never know what could happen. He said not to live in fear, but always remember that anything could happen and that you should always appreciate what you have. Nowwwwwwwwwwww, I don't know if I believe those stories... they're kinda farfetched... even further then what a dog could fetch... and i'm not even talking about a normal dog... i'm talking about a superhuman chinese dog that moved to america after handling years of Chinese air. Not even that dog could've have fetched this. However, I do agree that you never know what could happen, and that you should alllllways appreciate what you have. I do love story time in Mr. Thread's class.

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"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
-Roger Federer

-Romaze

Smile, life's good

Maroon 5 is one of my favorite bands to listen to, especially live. That's one of my favorite songs from them. Enjoy!

SAT tomorrow, i'm kinda nervous. Wish me luck. Otherwise, tomorrow is gonna be super fun. We are gonna play soccer and football, then go to the fall festival. I'm pretty excited.

Today at school was pretty normal. Mr. Reek fell asleep during lunch on the grassy knoll. Of course paparazzi was allll over the moment. Mr. Reek is such a celebrity at our school, he should have known this would happen if he went outside. He needs to bring his entourage next time. We had another sub in math and we just chilled. We worked on our EE's in english. We just chilled in chem, and pretty much chilled in Euro as well. Just chillin... all day, everyday.

NBA preseason is under way and the heat are flat out dominating. Even without Dwade they were blowing out the Thunder. I'm almost certain the Heat are gonna have the single most dominant NBA season to record. I'm still wondering where there seven predicted losses will come from. I can't think of any team that can handle the speed and pure talent they have. No team can match up with them defensively, just too much offensive firepower.

We decided to put up a poll over ----->. Check it out and vote! We will do whichever option gets the highest vote.


"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever."
-Lance Armstrong


-Romaze

Ahhhh! I Seem to Have Cut my Aortaaaaa...

Today was pretty awesome at school. We had Christina Krawec's mom as a sub in math and she was awesome! She let us play music in class while we did a worksheet and she brought the whole class air heads. That was awesome! Fell asleep in physics, I'm beginning to despise that class. It's loaded with a bunch of egotistical kids. It's soooo annoying. In Spanish we watches don Quixote. He is soooo real. His facial expressions were so brown. Then in bio, Mr. Reek was on a tear. A lot of these were a you had to there moment though. I asked him why we pump blood every second if we can survive without oxygenated blood for a few minutes. He goes,"well you can survive with a beat every three minutes you just won't be able to move. Then someone might think you're dead and you'll be six feet under. But then you'll start screaming cause you're not dead. Hey did you guys know they are making a whole movie about that?! I am not gonna spend two hours watching that. I mean what a plot idea, two hours in a box, I could film that at my house!" I love that guy.

I went to yoga after school, it was so relaxing. I would like to add that mrs. Scharf kept embarrassing me because she outstretched me on every pose. Soooo embarrassing. That was unexpected though and I give her props for that. Then I got home, played tennis, found ot abhi lost all of his blog money, and that I had no homework. This calls for a good night of sleep for once. Good night world and may you have sweet dreams.


*Fan of the Day - Abhi Seetharamaiah! No comment needed here. He started the blog trend, so we can thank him or showing us a way to share our stories with the world. Thanks mayneee!

"I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying."
-Kanye West

-Romaze

Hey what' up?

Guan's first video on flipcam. Hah, more to come soon/

I Don't Get Dropped, I Drop The Label

I saw that a couple of days ago. Really motivational. I saw this and thought there was always room for improvement and that I should push myself harder. As Cristiano Ronaldo said,"If you think you're already perfect, then you never will be." I love that quote, so true. Hopefully that commercial motivates you to do your homework, or practice your piano, or make a better general tso chicken recipe, or whatever you are into.

Didn't do anything in math. Someone made a really funny noise during the English grammar thing that sounded like they were snorting crack... not that I would know what that sounds like... okay fine I would.. lol jk... okay but really... Labbed in chemistry which went okay. Then did my presentation in Euro which I hope went well. Then I went to math club and little brown boy Sachin Seethamelanogaster or however you spell his last name kept on making fun of me. I told him he was short and looked like elmer fudd kebab version, so I think I think I won that battle.

During Euro, Tyler went to the bathroom at 2:16. Yes, it's 10 minutes earlier than normal, but he's pretty consistent with his doodoo time so I give him props for that. Also, he knew that I knew that everyone in class knew what had gone down when he returned at 2:23. Shoooot even Mrs. Gogel knew. But most importantly HE knew, but then again he always knows.

*Fan of the Day
Hadi Yousef! Hadi just made a blog just to follow our blog, that's pretty real and makes him today's fan of the day. Hadi likes to take the clothes off of his sister's barbie dolls and play ninja turtle wars with them.


"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
-Michael Jordan



-Romaze

I'll have to admit, I dont have much to say after what Romaze just said.
but about the noise in english class, i guess we interpret things differently.. for me.. it sounded like someone slurping up their spit or something else,, i dont know what goes on on the other side of the room! i'm not sure what tyler thinks, but we made eye contact when we heard the noise..

in chemistry today my group was more friendly towards each other...
then we had a fire drill and when we got back, mina gave romaze this flower, then romaze gave it to me, and it smelled like ass. ...whichhh didnt smell that bad actually..
anyways, after school i probably experienced the most awkward moment of my life by far..
that's all i have to say for today.

-Guanchenium

The Day-to-Day and my NBA season preview

Can't stop listening to that, so I thought I would share it with the world. Enjoy.

Late to ToK, slept in physics, slept in Spanish, slept in biology. Mr. Reek was the only one to catch me, and as usual he made a bio joke out of it. Of course Mr. Reek realized the second I fell asleep, but he waited twenty minutes until he could talk about energy and ATP to tell the class just so he could make a joke out of it. I know this because he walked behind and in front of me twice while I was half asleep with my head on the desk and he didn't say anything. Then out of nowhere Mr. Reek goes, we get ATP from food and Romaze doesn't seem to have any harkarkark! At which point I quickly got up pretending like I wasn't asleep and that I was just intently watching... the inside of my eyelids. Oh good old times Mr. Reek.

*Fan of the Day
We Love all of our fans, you guys are all awesome! Especially the guys following us(Tyler,Lawson,Harris,Abhi), but today's fan of the day is once again Melissa Calero who posted our blog on her blog. For this act of kindness I will now post her blog on our blog. http://meemsykins.tumblr.com/
Follow her on there! It's actually pretty good stuff! Keep it up Melissa, i'll be checking it on the regular.


Here are my predictions for the NBA this season!

Eastern Conference: Team (win-loss)
1. Miami Heat (75-7)
2. Orlando Magic (57-25)
3. Chicago Bulls (54-28) (I had them second, but Carlos Boozer's injury sets them back a little at the beginning of the season.)
4. Boston Celtics (50-32)
5. New York Knicks (46-36)
6. Washington Wizards (44-38)
7. Milwaukee Bucks (42-42)
8. Atlanta Hawks (40-42)

Western Conference:
1. Los Angeles Lakers (60-22)
2. Dallas Mavericks (57-25)
3. Utah Jazz (55-27)
4. Houston Rockets (54-28)
5. Oklahoma City Thunder (51-31)
6. Denver Nuggets (49-33) (Subject to change if Carmelo Anthony is traded.)
7. Phoenix Suns (44-38)
8. San Antonio Spurs (43-39)

Regular Season MVP: LeBron James (three-peat)
All-Star game Winner: Eastern Conference
NBA Finals: Utah Jazz v Miami Heat
Finals Winner: Miami Heat (4-1)
Finals MVP: LeBron James



If you have any opinions, please post a comment and i'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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"Enjoy your sweat because hard work doesn't guarantee success, but without it you don't have a chance."
-Alex Rodriguez


-Romaze

the N word with an A

‎#58- Jam of the Day- October 5-2010


Before i start to talk about whats on my mind for today,, i want everyone to know i got new shoes. i'll probably be wearing them in the showers tonight and proceed to bed in them also.

So today theres this kid we know and he's not of the white man's race and he's not of the yellow river nor is he brown nor is he mexican nor is he american indian and now you think he must be black! but not quite..
since way back before we started watching chris rock videos on youtube and the boondocks on cartoon network we've always adapted to calling each other with what black people call each other.. and soon enough we start calling every one of our friends that and even girls, which now that i think about it is pretty real of us.
by now you've probably guess once what that word is from the title of this blog and the hint of what black people call each other but then you've probably gotten confused when i said we call girls that too.. it's okay, imagination goes a long way.
by now, every black person i've become friends with has no problem with me addressing them the way black people address them, so today, this kid decides there is a problem. which leaves me in a blank mental state that will be having nothing to say about that for the next 3 weeks.
couple of months ago i met some black dude by the river, some white kid next to me calls out to his white friend "peace nigga!", the black dude had no reaction.. i proceed to ask him if the word bothers him and he said no and that the word has evolved to a point that it no longer hangs the negative connotations it used to unless someone was saying "nigger" as opposed to "nigga", which by now has almost no difference between "my man, or bro, or homedawg, or home cat or pussy", just kidding pussy doesnt fit the list i have no idea where that word goes. Nor does home cat actually. homedawg is okay but only if you spell it home dawg instead of "dog" in your head as you say it.
and so i have no idea what to say about the kid today as of now...

today in TOK, huy suggested we post naked pictures on here so we could triple the views and money.. so i 'll give it a try i guess:
and and this

I think thats what he meant by naked pictures. numbers dont lie, so tonight we'll know if our views tripled or not.

-guanchenium


LOLOLOL naked squirrel... subliminal message? I think so. The half nekd stuffed bear is hilarious. I just died man.

-Romaze

The Daily Show with Romaze Akram

So Guan already posted the jam of the day but I thought I'd give a shoutout to Dustin and Lady Gaga. Of course I love all of her songs that make it on the radio, but besides those, this one is my favorittte! Also, I have never met anyone that could match my love for a celebrity (Me and LeBron) as Dustin can, (Dustin and Lady Gaga) I have to give you a lot of recognition for that!

Today has been pretty normal, woke up and did my math homework. Posted fliers for math club sideways everywhere. Also posted some blank pieces of paper as fliers, so if you see those it was me and Guan. But if a teacher asks you, it was Guan's idea... After we had English, and nothing to special there. We did discuss Sarah Joest's apparent conversion to Islam which apparently isn't true since she deleted my facebook wall post about it. But don't worry, I posted again just in case she accidentally deleted it... Chemistry we did a lab and that was it. Then in Euro we had the most boring presentation known to man. The most interesting part was when he would say China, Guan would immediately wake up, look at me, and in a brown accent say,"China!" then proceed to go back to sleep. This happened about 19.92 times.

Speaking of 19.92, we made 19.92 dollars today. Thanks to everyone so much for firstly for caring enough to read our blog and then going beyond that to click ads. We are gonna buy recording stuff with this money and if we ever make it big, everyone is getting lamborghini's, promise.

I would like to give a shoutout to some of the people who I would like to say are our fans of the day

-Dustin Waldroup- We weren't sure if anyone besides us ever listened to the jam of the day, but even if we knew that one person listened to them, then we would post one everyday. That person is Dustin for sure! Thanks Dustin for reading the blog and listening to the jam of the day. You're awesome!

-Tyler Thread- He decided to make a blog just for the sole purpose of following us. If that isn't real I just don't know what is. This Mr. Reek level. I'm pretty sure Mr. Reek has a secret blog just to follow us. Tyler likes to use the bathroom at 2:26 everyday. Tyler is one of the main supporters, we love you man.

-Lawson Roth- He also made a blog just so he could follow us. Once again, if this isn't as real as it gets, I don't know what is. Lawson likes to knit snuggies for squirrels.

-Harris Mufti- Harris was our final, hey lemme make a blog just to follow your blog candidate. Once again, I applaude you sir, without you we are nothing. Harris like to bed time stories to his stuffed animals after they dress up in their respective pajamas and have a tickle party and paint each other's toenails and share feelings.

-Catherine Labelle- She has been reading our blog since day 1! starting 6 days ago! Catherine likes making up excuses for being late. Her best one was being thirty minutes late because she 100% almost most definitely nearly did not hit a ferret on the road. I know and you know that she knew that everyone playing soccer knew she was just running late.

-Melissa Calero- Melissa was on the blog today, and I don't know if it was for the first time but she was an ad clicking machine! Thanks Melissa you are the VIP of the party. Melissa likes to play with her power ranger dolls, i'm sorry I mean action figures, when no one is looking.


-Mina Mufti- She is a smurf bubble who can drive faster in an SUV than anyone i've ever witnessed. Thanks for reading the blog and listening to the jam of the day! You rock dawgz!

I know there are a milllllion more I didn't mention, okay sorry more like 3-4 probably but i'll give a shoutout a day. Have a great day guys cause you made my day great.

Also remember! If you like what you read, click the ads, if you didn't like what you read, click the ads! Even if you didn't read, click the ads!!



"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given then to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."
-Anonymous



-Romaze

‎#57- Jam of the Day- October 4-2010



So this is Guan, and alright, so i'm black. Sorry i meant im back.
Romaze has officially managed to monopolize our blog for the past two days and i was hopelessly kept away from writing in the blog.. actually i just didnt feel like writing in it because i was kind of tired.
but if you notice the jam of the day which is number 57, the number on facebook, (also dustin commented my link and said thanks for the jams and opening his music horizons and today's jam is top 5 of my posts, so i feel pretty content with myself right now, i dont know how i would feel later but thats personal information, anyways..), so 57.. if you look the jam from two days ago that romaze posted it was 53... very interesting.. i dont know how he counts.. ALSO if you look at the first jam on the blog, you'll notice its jam #1.. i'll let you figure out the rest kind of like in the movie inception...
sooo last friday, the only thing i can remember thats funny was mr.reek talking about contracting intestines and cracking a joke everytime someone leaves the bathroom.. he knows...
then on saturday i went recycling with mr.reek.. which would be a paradox because mr.reek only showed up for the first 5 and the last 3 minutes of the 4 hour span and decided to claim all the hours of recycling for himself.. justtt kidding it didnt actually go down like that i actually recycled with a group and if you need community service come recycle sometimes with us!! if youre lucky mr.reek will be right there with you.

but about the turoni's on saturday thing... a picture says a thousand words apparently. ( and so do the ads on this blog page, but you have to click on them to find out heh heh heh)

today during lunch me and tyler and bailey was taking note of our lunch room known as the commons, which is pretty gross... bailey is confident to say that if you remove any single pole in the room the building will collapse, or even any chair, or piece of staple in this case.. tyler claims he saw mr. reek cut down a vine from the ceiling once...(i'll have to run through that with mr.reek)... then theres this huge hole in the ceiling... bottom line is.. the commons raises a lot of questions.

then today in chem................

so 4th period today, i actually didnt go to music because history class had an video conference with a man from an unknown location.. he appears to be an erudite and an astute man since he answered every question with a response longer than 15 minutes.. then during the middle of it he started lagging pretty bad, actually he wasnt lagging the connection was.. okay maybe he was lagging that I dont know and i dont think you know either..

if youve read this far you need to manage your time more wisely.
and click the ads..

-guanchenium

Nothing's Ever Promised Tomorrow Today

#53- Jam of the Day- October 02-2010.



So after a subpar Friday, today was one hell of a Saturday. So at 3, I went to the mosque for twenty minutes of which I only set up for 5 minutes. Then after Osama, Awais, Komail, Shahzaib, and I all went to Wendy's where I dominated 10 piece spicy nugget. After, we met the brown crew to play football and soccer. Yes I know Guan, Chris, Hadi, and Ken were there, but they know that we know that everyone knows that they are brown. So after playing for about 2 and a half hours we were all starving. So after 15 minutes of deciding where to go, we all told Ken to go to Subway, then we went to Turoni's. Don't worry Ken eventually made it to Turoni's as well. We get to Turoni's with our 17 member club full of brown people. The people at Turoni weren't too happy because the place began to smell like curry. The lady tells us it'll be a 5 minutes wait. 36 minutes later we get seated. But in those 36 minutes transpired some pretty funny stuff.

For example:


and




Also, Guan kept making this face at anyone who worked there. Pretty funny stuff.

Also, Guan kept on yelling outloud that we should go to Cici's, a different pizza place, just to take a big dump on Turoni's lol.

Then Guan got very angry and cursed the guy working at the desk out, I felt kinda bad but it was just realllly funny. Then that guy gave us our table 2 minutes later. It was sooooooooooooooooo awkward. Then we were like dude Guan is gonna explode, what should we do?! So Aeknoor decided that we should tell them it was Guan's birthday so they would put a candle in his pizza. Of course Guan's pizza comes out last with a candle and everything. Then we all sang him happy birthday lol. At a table behind us, Aeknoor's, and Gaurav's parents were sitting. They sang along with us, pretty cute stuff actually. So I guess they thought it was Guan's birthday... when it wasn't. So I guess... this prompted to pay the bill for all 17 of us, which was probably around 250. We were all shocked and felt pretty bad, but it was extremely nice of them. When we all went up to thank them, Gaurav's dad shook Guan's hand and wished him a happy birthday haha that made me feel bad. It's okay though, i'll be hooking Gaurav and Aeknoor up for like the next year! Katy also showed up near the end of the whole thing and then some of us decided to go to Osama's house.

Chris and Awais, Osama's little brother, played Halo alone in a dark room with door closed for 45 minutes. No one really knows what was going on in there, but we did hear a lot of loud noise...

The rest of us sat on Osama's bed and talked about brown and Chinese accents, our favorite comedians, how i'm not racist but the fact that I just hate everything equally, and how all brown people look like poop and we have yet to come up for a comeback against that diss... there is no such comeback, that's an automatic shutdown. Give us any math/science problem and we can solve it, but when it comes to poop we are just stuck like constipation.


it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.
-Batman


-Romaze

So I am Psychic

#52- Jam of the Day- October 01-2010.



As predicted, I got slayed on the physics test. Then after school there was a huge soccer game and I couldn't go because my parents made me study for SAT. Not such a good Friday, but at least it's Friday.

Money really doesn't matter for us when we do this, but Guan and I decided that if we get enough money from this we are gonna buy stuff to maybe start doing some stuff with music. We'll keep you posted on that. Right now we have $3.30. I know what you guys are thinking,"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0&feature=related that's a lot of paper!" That's exactly what I thought when I saw that large sum.

So we have 193 views, and when I told Guan this today he was really excited. "Hey Guan we have 193 views!" "Okayyyyyy!" "But 189 of those were probably us, 2 were Abhi, 1 was Osama, and the other one was 50 Tyson." When we get to 1000 views, we'll post a special video of Guan's robot walking talent, I know you guys all really wanna see that.

Today in Bio, Mr. Reek ate a rotten apple to prove to Catherine that he was a man.


Don't ever let somebody tell you that you can't do something. You got a dream? You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.
-Christopher Gardener



-Romaze

Sometimes I wonder if I'm Psychic

Do you ever have that feeling the night before that tomorrow isn't gonna be a good day. Well at 8:59 tonight i'm that feeling. Whenever I get this feeling, I love listening to the song above, or pretty much anything by Bob Marley. So check it out if you wanna brighten your day. I was studying for physics and I was on a roll, but my roll hit a complete wall when I got to number 13 hah. I probably have a concussion from hitting that wall so hard, I spent like 10 minutes on the problem and I can't get it. Hopefully, number 13 is not on the test tomorrow.

Today, my brother walked in my room and said he was kinda sad that I would be going off to college next year and that he was gonna miss all of the good times we've had over the last 17 years. I haven't really thought about it, but i'm gonna miss him a lot too. College still seems like it's so far away but it really isn't, and i'm gonna spend as much time with my family and friends as possible.


My brother cut my hair again today, I walked in the house and told him to Polly D me, so he did. Thank goodness he knew I was talking about the hair and not another activity Polly D likes to do to people. But I would like to pointout, I don't look like Polly D... Polly D looks like me.

Tomorrow is Friday, and hopefully i'm not psychic so it's a good friday, like the movie, except better... because this is not a movie, it's life. It's not the game, we talkin about practice.

"No Bitchassness."
-P. Diddy

-Romaze

No one in the world should have all that power

#51- Jam of the Day- September 30-2010.



Alright, it appears i've beat romaze to the blog today since there are no 50 tyson videos yet (which is pretty damn funny if you havent watched it), power is the jam of the day for two reasons: 1 it's just a sick song and video, the illuminati references are great, and 2 im not sure if i said anything else other than "no one in the world should have all that power", and most of the time i was saying it to myself because i dont have friends, like in the bathroom, or on my way to classes, or when my teacher asked me what i think.i have friends when im not in the bathroom or on my way to classes or when my teacher asks me what i think.. anyways, what im trying to say is the song's been stuck in my head.

In my math class today i got slayed on a quiz, which is kind of heartbreaking for me because im asian.
in english for the first 20 minutes our teacher didnt show up, or maybe it was just 10 minutes i forgot to keep track of time today.. but either way its more than 5...just kidding it turned out our teacher had to call someone.. then we read some robert frost poem about rocks, actually it was deeper than that and if my teacher saw this she would get angry at me.

At lunch everyday our friend tyler runs over to the place we eat lunch at called the commons and splits the tables.. theres these about 20 freshmen little kids that formed this clique and they like to put two rectangle tables together and bully other kids into sitting somewhere else, like me.. i hear you have to go through some harsh procedure to actually get into the clique, but cliques are just like gangs, and i know better than to join a gang. anyways tyler split the tables.. actually we try to split the tables everyday just so we can sit at their tables and they would glare at us.. yeah..
during chemistry today we had this pre lab thing to do, table splitter tyler finishes first and leaves the room for 6 minutes and came back acting like nothing happened.. but he knows, and i know, and he knows that i know that romaze knows too and then you the person reading this blog may be asking know what?? i know,

this blog is lame, i always rant for 5 minutes without thinking what i write about and i dont even know who reads this.. maybe romaze has something better to talk about..
-Guanchenium


Oh yeah, I definitely know, and when we both knew at the same time we made this >.< at each other hah.

-Romaze

Sometimes I wonder

I would recommend you watch the above video before reading this, but I can't force you to do that, so it's your decision. I've seen Jersey Shore twice, so i've seen some pretty ridiculous and dumb things, but nothing could have prepared me for this video. My favorite parts are when he repeats that he's from some unknown city in Minnesota three hundred times, and when he forgets what number comes after sixteen LOL. Then he just pauses and goes "remix" I died at this point in the video. Thank goodness for people like 50 Tyson the football player to make my days more enjoyable. I predict he'll be getting a call from Lil' Wayne as soon as he gets outta jail for a record deal for young money. Quote me.

-Romaze

Alright so Romaze today is obviously being a jam blocker since he posted that huge video of 50 tyson and his life goals, actually i really dont know what the video's about and he doesnt look too appealing/attractive that i would take the time and watch him talk for 5 minutes...Anyways.. theres no jam of the day because two videos would make it kind of weird and awkward-looking on the page, or "too much" according to romaze.. actually i dont really think that but tell us what you prefer, if youre looking for a good jam, check out "wake up everyone", by john legend ft some people that i cant recall as of the moment..

so today at school right, starting in math class theres this kid named ronnoC and he gets slayed by the teacher in every possible situation and even when he doesnt say anything the teacher decides to indirectly slay him and only ask Him if he gets a problem or something.. today we were talking about asymptotes which is frequently associated with the word ass and we're talking about cosines or somethin and because some line touches the asymptotes the teacher says the line kisses the asymptote and after a delayed good 2 minutes ronnoC goes "haha kiss the asymptote", me and romaze are still debating whether thats like the realest moment in math so far or by far the wackest..
in euro we had some presentation thing going on, and someone goes out of the room for more than 5 minutes, and i was keeping track of time because i had nothing better to do.. in essence, if someone leaves a room for more than 5 minutes during school theyre either skippin or taking a shit, in our school most likely someone's taking a shit.. and they act like nothing happened when they come back into the room but i know, and you know, and everyone knows, and that person knows that we all knows..
so at lunch i had no idea where romaze went..
then during spanish someone left a cup of candy out and it literally smelled like ass..
then in biology, our teacher, who is probably the realest ever, tells romaze to move cause he never stops talking to me, and for the rest of the period i proceed to zoning out and thinking about what to put on my blog... thats all i got for now

-Guanchenium

I was saying to not put more than one video per post because it makes it too large. I meant that you can do another post then with a song in it! While Guan was zoning out, I was zoning in to Mr. Reek's lecture... sike. I fell asleep as soon as I got moved. Then I woke up during break and we did a little lab and then I went back to sleep when we got back to the book. See the trend? book = sleep, so from now on when I wanna go to sleep I'll just start studying, that should do the trick. Also, when ronnoC made his little ass joke in math I thought it was pretty funny but his delivery was super weak because he/she said it like 2 minutes after it happened and it was so soft that I didn't even know he/she said it. I am swamped with homework right now, shocker I know, so I better go start on that. Another night void of sleep, oh joy.

-Romaze

My 1st Blog

- #1-Jam of the Day - September 27-2010. -



This is Guanchen, some people call me otherwise, like guan or dominique or Jamarice or guan or guanchen, and this is my first blog. I actually have no idea why I'm doing this..
This is my friend Romaze's blog too. It was really his idea..
But this is Guan. and i'm the blaq one on the left of the picture.
Anyways he emailed me at like 11:26 today and I pull out my phone and was I like: who the hell is this emailing me at 11:26.. and he goes on and talks about this super brown kid that we know and is a good friend of ours and that he started a blog a couple days back and got like 15 bucks cash money.. I was like okayyy!! but I didn't really think it was going to apply to us in any way until Romaze decided we should have a blog that way we could get some paper. Actually that's not the entire reason why we're doing this blog, only maybe like 92 percent.
I think we'll be talking about basically anything that goes on in our day, which is pretty amusing most of the time. We haven't decided if we're going to use real people or not to talk about school and stuff...it's a possibility though.. Romaze wants to talk about sports, that way our blog will be controversial and maybe we'll get some dan brown fans to check us, the more the better I hear, followers that is..
and i'll be posting a jam of the day, i'm still trying to figure out how to attach the link and that way the box from youtube will show up on the page instead of directing you to the site... i'm not sure what i'm trying to say...
but that's all i have to say...

-Guanchenium

Hey what's up, it's the other half of the duo, Romaze. Like Guan said I emailed him at 11:26 with this idea. At first all I wanted to do was basketball, but Guan convinced me that we should just write about everything. Now, I wasn't thinking about the money aspect of this blog, and by not thinking about it, I mean I was thinking about it, but I guess it is pretty cool to get paid to do what you like. This blog is gonna be about everything that goes on. If we hear a new hot song, we're gonna review it, or a new movie. If we read some controversial news, we are gonna give our opinion on it. Whatever goes on in this world, and in our lives, we are gonna post it on here for your amusement. Our lives, your entertainment. This is just the first of many blog posts to come, keep your eyes open like six street deli before school and you'll be happy... trust me.

-Romaze

P.S. I'm the blaq one on the right side of the picture.